A Mystery Proa

04 February 2024     Editor    10 Comments.

The first post of 2024 brings us a mystery! Google maps satellite image of coordinates 46.953458,-122.647452 in Yelm WA, US, reveals an object of curious size and configuration. At 110’ in length, it appears to be a gigantic proa!

Low-res images notwithstanding, we see a copy (more or less), of a traditional Pacific proa such as the Fijian ndrua or Samoan alia. However the streamlined “pod” shape of the akas (cross beams) certainly are not. Is this indeed a proa and not some agricultural implement common to the region that we are anthroproamorphizing? See what I did there?

Does anyone have more info on this strange, proa-like google image? I am extremely tempted to go investigate, since I am no doubt the nearest proanut to Yelm.

Much thanks to Fulgencio G. for the submission!

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  • “Anthroproamorphizing?”  Stop.  Just stop.  It’s not funny.

    2024-02-05 18:08 | by Aerohydro

    • Actually, it’s both mid-brow brilliant and hilarious!

      2024-03-02 06:57 | by Mitchell Hay

  • Hi this looks very proa-like but when I
    go to look at Google maps he has
    disappeared! Which raises the
    interesting question, has he been
    launched? Surely someone would have
    noticed such a boat? I will look on Bing.

    2024-02-13 13:25 | by Topher Dawson


    • Alas, Topher, the proa is indeed gone. I can’t imagine such a large
      vessel escaping the eye of locals as it travels. The mystery
      deepens.

      2024-02-13 21:42 | by Editor

  • Hello, I have discovered something! Go to the site on Bing Maps and
    touch bird sight. You will see the proa building!!

    2024-02-14 05:02 | by Fulgencio García

    • Good catch Fulgencio! The Bing image is quite a bit higher
      resolution than google and at a better angle for viewing. I’ve
      uploaded it to the gallery. This proa is like Schrödinger’s cat, is it
      there or is it not there? Is there a way to know the date on which
      the satellite images were taken?

      2024-02-14 12:21 | by Editor

  • Goggle Earth has a history feature. Craft was there 8/2020
    disappeared thereafter.

    2024-02-15 05:59 | by Skip